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ME3: Me, myself and ... by yuiseppe ME3: Me, myself and ... by yuiseppe
!!Spoiler alert for Citadel DLC!!

Featuring rogue!Shep and the biotic death team.  Dirty sketches, even dirtier shading, and an ever more dirty-minded Shep :D

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Dear Mr. Illusive,

Your gift finally arrived in the mail today; thank you very much for the clone.  It is as close to physical perfection as I am.  However, as much as I would love to enjoy the gift, there was an inherent design flaw in the clone.  It self-terminated in the face of its better.

In fact, it should have sought me in the first place not to oust me, but to join me.

Anyway, just wished to express my appreciation for your efforts.

See you soon!

xoxoxox

Shep.

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:iconwriter-jm:
writer-jm Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Most hilarious thing I've seen all day!!
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yuiseppe Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks :D
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Hollyhime Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Looool x'D
Excellent !!!
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks :D
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:icondarrius13sniper:
darrius13sniper Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Javick is standing there like, "Finally, my airlock fetish is realized!"
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He demanded satisfaction! :D
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goomonryong Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
I bet Liara must have thought of it at some point XD
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah! Probably more than once too ;D
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lockdown3333 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Javik:. . . Not the airlock, but there may be hope for the Asari yet.
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HA HA! I was thinking the same thing actually :D
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julianhellsing Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
Liara, you are just jealous...
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would be too.... XD
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julianhellsing Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
Yeah, I can understand that, but she threw Commander Sheppard out of an airlock… no… cargo bay. 

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TheScribe2356 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Student Writer
0.0 Liara's reaction is flawless.
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Someone had to do it :p
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Koralika Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013
LOL
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kato42 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
HA!

Liara's reaction is very appropriate.
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's what biotics are for :D
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kato42 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
:D
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sith2886 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
This is Great!
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks :D
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sith2886 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
You're quite welcome
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DarkKnightJRK Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Funny--though to be fair, I don't think Liara would say no to the concept entirely...www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06ow9…
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yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're absolutely right.  Hell, more Shep? I'd dig that too ;)

I think Shep just needs to work on the delivery of the idea...
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DarkKnightJRK Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Or just find someone who they can trust/isn't trying to kill them.

Somehow I can hear Traynor's hand raised up high in the distance...
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XxHotAlphabetSoupxX Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
Fucking hell that last panel is perfect.
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bowling!Shep :D
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:iconjokermoreauplz: :iconsaysplz: :iconontheirkneesplz:

:icontheillusivemanplz: :iconsaysplz: :icontimdisappointplz:

:iconjamesvegaplz2: :iconsaysplz: :iconjayneplz: I'll be in my bunk...

:iconlegionme2plz: :iconsaysplz: :iconlegionthrustplz:

:iconjokermoreauplz: :icontheillusivemanplz: :iconedime2plz: :icongarrusplz: :icontalizorahplz: :iconjavikplz: :iconliaraplz: :iconfemshepplz: :iconsaysplz: ...

:iconlegionme2plz: :iconsaysplz: There was a hole...
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yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Loooool!! Somebody had to use Legion's line  ;D
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SilverJB101 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Excellent!!!!
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At your service :D
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ardensia Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!!! Hahahahahahha!
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for reading! ^^
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WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Yeeeah. I can definitely tell someone had their priorities straight. And the letter to TIM was a nice touch. That's some hilarious shit right there. You have a gift my friend.
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yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you enjoyed! :D  Rogue!Shep was originally meant to be a gag character, though I only just got around to using her as one.
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WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
xD Oh I did though I'm more Paragon with that sliver of Renegade for...special occasions. Still funny as hell though.
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shadowring123 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HA~ Brilliant my good deviant~
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why thank you ^^
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Lighterthatsome Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Ha ha !
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When I look at your avatar, I hear a krogan laugh XD
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she-ga-roo Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist
LOL, that a good one =D
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:iconyuiseppe:
yuiseppe Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks :D
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